Never Getting Laid
Sabrina Carpenter, Man’s Best Friend, 2025
Writers: Amy Allen, John Ryan, Sabrina Carpenter
Producers: John Ryan, Sabrina Carpenter
Label: Island
Chords. Video only.
We were so happy why not mix it up?
I’m so at peace, yeh, I can’t get enough.
No way to know just who you’re thinkin’ of,
I just wish you didn’t have a mind…
(hahhh)
That could flip like a switch,
that could wander and drift,
to a neighboring clique,
when just the other night…
you said you need me, what gives?
How did it come to this?
Boy I know where you live…
Baby I’m not angry,
love you just the same,
I just hope you get a taste of medicine some day.
And all your days are sunny
from your window pane.
Wish you a lifetime full of happiness
and a forever of mistakes getting made.
I think this schedule could be very nice, (very nice)
call up the boys and stay out late tonight, out of sight.
Us girls are fun but stressful, am I right?
(am I right?)
And you’ve got a bright plan anyway…
(and only yesterday)
Was when we called it quits, (called it quits)
I was so confident, (confident)
til the thought of it hit,
that any given night,
you could be using your wits,
pulling off clever tricks,
boy I know where you live…
Baby I’m not angry,
I love you just the same,
I just hope you get a taste of medicine some day.
And all your days are sunny (sunny)
from your window pane.
I wish you a lifetime full of happiness
and a forever of mistakes getting made, (forever, mmm)
a forever of mistakes getting made (made, mm-hmm)
At the end of the rainbow
I hope you find
a good whole lot of nothing
cuz you’re still inside…
and self-control is just a state of mind…