WHERE IS MY HUSBAND! – clean

Baby, (woohoo)

where on earth is my husband, (woohoo)

what is takin’ him so long

to find me? (woohoo)

Oh baby,

where on earth is my lover,

runnin’ ‘round with another? (woohoo, yeh)

Tell him if you see him, baby, (baby)

if you see him, tell him (tell him)

he should holler…

Why is this beautiful man waitin’ for me to get old,

why he already testin’ my patience?

I only fear he takin’ time with other people that ain’t me

while I’ve been reviewin’ applications.

Wait…    till I set my plan on him – I’ma call him out too –

for how long he kept me waitin’, anticipatin,’

wishin’ on a star to get him to my open arms

and despite my frustrations…

*this should be over 5. ex: F is F/C

And he must need mе (he must need me)

com*pletely, (completely)

how my heart yearns for him,

is he far away? (is he far away?)

Is he okay? (is he okay?)

**this should be over 3. ex: F7 is F7/A

This man is testin’ me, uh huh, uh huh, uh,

**help me, help me, help me, ohh

I need you to tell me –

Baby, (woohoo)

where on earth is my husband, (woohoo)

what is takin’ him so long

to find me? (woohoo)

Oh    baby,

where on earth is my lover,

runnin’ ‘round with another? (woohoo, yeh)

Tell him if you see him, baby, (baby)

if you see him, tell him (tell him)

he should holler…

I’m doin’ only acrobatics,

alterin’ my dress at 2 a.m. and I’m tired of livin’ like this.

He must be out there gettin’ ready, tryna fix up his tie –

uh, huh huh, uh, hello, this where your wife is.

  Wait ‘til I get your brain goin’, I’ma turn it up too

for how much I’m ’bout to love ya, no one above ya.

Wishin’ on a star to hurry, hurry you along,

baby, I intend to move ya.

*this should be over 5. ex: F is F/C

And he must need mе (he must need me)

com*pletely, (completely)

how my heart yearns for him,

is he far away? (is he far away?)

Is he okay? (is he okay?)

**this should be over 3. ex: F7 is F7/A

This man is testin’ me, uh huh, uh huh, uh,

help me, **help me, help me, ohh

I need you to tell me –

Baby, (woohoo)

where on earth is my husband, (woohoo)

what is takin’ him so long

to find me? (woohoo)

Oh    baby,

where on earth is my lover,

runnin’ ‘round with another? (woohoo, yeh)

Tell him if you see him, baby, (baby)

if you see him, tell him (tell him)

he should holler…

(tuh, tuh, tuh, tuh)

Tell him I’m mm, tell him I’m mm

with the mm mm mm,

tell him I’m kind, tell him I’m 5’5″

tell him I’ve got brown eyes

and a growin’ fear that if he doesn’t find me now

I’m gonna cry alone, so can he…

(uh, uh, uh, uh, uh)

Hurry up here, sir,

(uh uh, uh uh uh, uh huh, uh huh, uh huh)

I want it, want it, want it, want it, want it –

*this should be over 5. ex: F is F/C

I would like a ring, I would like a *ring,

I would like a diamond ring

on my wedding finger, I would like a big and shiny diamond

that I can wave around and talk and talk about it.

    And when the day is here, forgive my heart, that I could ever doubt it –

ev’ry breath, I do, I do, I do, I,

is he about it, ’bout it, ’bout it?

This man is testin’ me, uh huh, uh huh, uh,

help me, help me, help me, ohh

I need you to tell me…

Baby, (woohoo)

where on earth is my husband, (woohoo)

what is takin’ him so long

to find me? (woohoo)

Oh baby,

where on earth is my lover,

runnin’ ‘round with another? (woohoo, yeh)

Tell him that my grandma said it, tell him grandma said it,

“your husband is coming.”

I would like a ring, I would like a ring,

I would like a diamond ring on my wedding finger,

I would like a big and shiny (woo)

diamond (yes), diamond (yes), diamond (yes), diamond (yes), diamond (yes), oh… (oh)

where… is… my… husband? (ah)