Never Getting Laid – clean, simplified

We were so happy why not mix it up?

I’m so at peace, yeh, I can’t get enough.

No way to know just who you’re thinkin’ of,

I just wish you didn’t have a mind…

(hahhh)

That could flip like a switch,

that could wander and drift,

to a neighboring clique,

when just the other night…

you said you need me, what gives?

How did it come to this?

Boy I know where you live…

Baby I’m not angry,

love you just the same,

I just hope you get a taste of medicine someday.

And all your days are sunny

from your window pane.

Wish you a lifetime full of happiness

and a forever of mistakes getting made.

I think this schedule could be very nice, (very nice)

call up the boys and stay out late tonight, out of sight.

Us girls are fun but stressful, am I right?

(am I right?)

And you’ve got a bright plan anyway…

(and only yesterday)

Was when we called it quits, (called it quits)

I was so confident, (confident)

til the thought of it hit,

that any given night,

you could be using your wits,

pulling off clever tricks,

boy I know where you live…

Baby I’m not angry,

love you just the same,

I just hope you get a taste of medicine someday.

And all your days are sunny (sunny)

from your window pane.

Wish you a lifetime full of happiness

and a forever of mistakes getting made. (forever, mmm)

a forever of mistakes getting made (made, mm-hmm)

At the end of the rainbow

I hope you find

a good whole lot of nothing

cuz you’re still inside…

and self-control is just a state of mind…