Never Getting Laid
Sabrina Carpenter, Man’s Best Friend, 2025
Writers: Amy Allen, John Ryan, Sabrina Carpenter
Producers: John Ryan, Sabrina Carpenter
Label: Island
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Fmaj7
Cmaj7
E7
Am7
D7
Fmaj7
We were so happy why not
Cmaj7
mix it up?
E7
I’m so at peace, yeh, I can’t
Am7
get enough.
D7
Fmaj7
No way to know just who you’re t
Cmaj7
hinkin’ of,
E7
I just wish you didn’t have a
Am7
mind…
(hah
D7
hh)
That could
Fmaj7
flip like a switch,
that could
Cmaj7
wander and drift,
to a
E7
neighboring
clique,
when
Am7
just the other
D7
night…
you said you
Fmaj7
need me, what gives?
How did
Cmaj7
it come to this?
Boy I
E7
know where you live…
Baby I’m not
A
angry,
love you just the
Gbm7
same,
I just hope you
Bm7
get a taste of medicine some
E
day.
And all your days are
Dbm7
sunny
from your window
Gbm7
pane.
Wish you a
Bm7
lifetime full of happiness
and a forever of mistakes getting
A
made.
Fmaj7
I think this schedule could be
Cmaj7
very nice, (very nice)
E7
call up the boys and stay out
Am7
late tonight,
D7
out of sight.
Fmaj7
Us girls are fun but stressful,
Cmaj7
am I right?
(am I right?)
E7
And you’ve got a bright plan any
Am7
way…
(and only
D7
yesterday)
Was when
Fmaj7
we called it quits, (called it quits)
I was
Cmaj7
so confident, (confident)
til the
E7
thought of it hit,
that
Am7
any given
D7
night,
you could be
Fmaj7
using your wits,
pulling
Cmaj7
off clever tricks,
boy I
E7
know where you live…
Baby I’m not
A
angry,
love you just the
Gbm7
same,
I just hope you
Bm7
get a taste of medicine some
E
day.
And all your days are
Dbm7
sunny
(sunny)
from your window
Gbm7
pane.
Wish you a
Bm7
lifetime full of happiness
and a forever of mistakes getting
A
made.
(fore
Gbm7
ver,
mm
Bm7
m)
a for
Gbm7
ever of
E7
mistakes
getting
Dbm7
made
(made,
Gbm7
Bm7
mm-hmm)
E7
A
At the
Fmaj7
end of the rainbow
I
G7
hope you find
a
Am7
good whole
Am7/G
lot of
Am7/F#
nothing
cuz you’re
Gbdim
still
inside…
and
Dm7
self-control
Ddim
is
Gsus4
just a state of
C
mind…