Femininomenon
Chappell Roan, The Rise and Fall of a Midwest Princess, 2020
Writers: Chappell Roan, Dan Nigro
Producers: Dan Nigro, Mike Wise
Label: Amusement, Island
Hop to Another SongBb7
Cm Bb
EbSame old story, Cmtime again,
G#got so close but then you lost it.
EbShould’ve listened Cmto your friends
G#’bout his drama back in Boston.
EbYou sent him pictures and Cmplaylists and late texts,
G#he disappeared from the second that you said
Eb“Let’s get coffee, Cmlet’s meet up.”
G#I’m so sick of my bad luck
and BbI don’t understand,
G#why can’t any man…
Get a Eblike,
turn it Cmup,
take a G#pic,
it’s a fem.
Get a Eblike,
turn it Cmup,
take a G#pic,
it’s a-, um, can you play a song with an actual beat? Eb
(Get a like) Get it like rom-pom-pom-pom Cm
(turn it up) turn it up like Little John, G#
(take a pic) take a pic go on and on,
it’s a femininomenon. Eb
(Get a like) Get it like rom-pom-pom-pom Cm
(turn it up) turn it up like Little John, G#
(take a pic) take a pic go on and on,
it’s a femininomenon.
*sing awfully and listener as 2 syllables instead of 3
EbSo let’s say it’s Cmworkin’ out,
G#you pretend to trust each other.
EbLying to your Cmfriends about
G#how he’s such an *awfully good G#*listener.
EbStuck in thedrama, reCmwritin’ the story,
G#got what you wanted, so stop feeling sorry.
EbCrying at the Cmplot gone wrong –
G#I’m so sick of my bad luck
and BbI don’t understand,
G#why can’t any man…
Get a Eblike,
turn it Cmup,
take a G#pic,
it’s a fem.
Get a Eblike,
turn it Cmup,
take a G#pic,
it’s a-, dude, can you play a song with a funky beat? Eb
(Get a like) Get it like rom-pom-pom-pom Cm
(turn it up) turn it up like Little John, G#
(take a pic) take a pic go on and on,
it’s a femininomenon. Eb
(Get a like) Get it like rom-pom-pom-pom Cm
(turn it up) turn it up like Little John, G#
(take a pic) take a pic go on and on,
it’s a femininomenon.
G#Ladies, you know what I mean
Ebwhen the plotline looks sweet… and feels complete.
But does it Fm7happen – no.
But does it happen – no.
Bb7Well, what we really need is a femininomenon,
a femininomenon.
(Get a like) Get it like rom-pom-pom-pom Cm
(turn it up) turn it up like Little John, G#
(take a pic) take a pic go on and on,
it’s a femininomenon. Eb
(Get a like) Get it like rom-pom-pom-pom Cm
(turn it up) turn it up like Little John, G#
(take a pic) take a pic go on and on,
Did you hear me? Play an actual Ebbeat!
(Get a like) Get it like rom-pom-pom-pom Cm
(turn it up) turn it up like Little John, G#
(take a pic) take a pic go on and on,
it’s a femininomenon. Eb
(Get a like) Get it like rom-pom-pom-pom Cm
(turn it up) turn it up like Little John, G#
(take a pic) take a pic go on and on,
it’s a femininomenon.
Get a Eblike,
turn it Cmup,
take a G#pic,
it’s a fem.
Get a Eblike,
turn it Cmup,
take a G#pic,
it’s a fem (fem, fem, fem)