Femininomenon – clean

Same old story, time again,
got so close but then you lost it.
Should’ve listened to your friends
’bout his drama back in Boston.
You sent him pictures and playlists and late texts,
he disappeared from the second that you said
”Let’s get coffee, let’s meet up.”
I’m so sick of my bad luck
and I don’t understand,
why can’t any man…

Get a like,
turn it up,
take a pic,
it’s a fem.
Get a like,
turn it up,
take a pic,
it’s a-, um, can you play a song with an actual beat?

(Get a like) Get it like rom-pom-pom-pom
(turn it up) turn it up like Little John,
(take a pic) take a pic go on and on,
it’s a femininomenon.
(Get a like) Get it like rom-pom-pom-pom
(turn it up) turn it up like Little John,
(take a pic) take a pic go on and on,
it’s a femininomenon.

*sing awfully and listener as 2 syllables instead of 3

So let’s say it’s workin’ out,
you pretend to trust each other.
Lying to your friends about
how he’s such an *awfully good *listener.
Stuck in thedrama, rewritin’ the story,
got what you wanted, so stop feeling sorry.
Crying at the plot gone wrong –
I’m so sick of my bad luck
and I don’t understand,
why can’t any man…

Get a like,
turn it up,
take a pic,
it’s a fem.
Get a like,
turn it up,
take a pic,
it’s a-, dude, can you play a song with a funky beat?

(Get a like) Get it like rom-pom-pom-pom
(turn it up) turn it up like Little John,
(take a pic) take a pic go on and on,
it’s a femininomenon.
(Get a like) Get it like rom-pom-pom-pom
(turn it up) turn it up like Little John,
(take a pic) take a pic go on and on,
it’s a femininomenon.

Ladies, you know what I mean
when the plotline looks sweet… and feels complete.
But does it happen – no.
But does it happen – no.
Well, what we really need is a femininomenon,
a femininomenon.

(Get a like) Get it like rom-pom-pom-pom
(turn it up) turn it up like Little John,
(take a pic) take a pic go on and on,
it’s a femininomenon.
(Get a like) Get it like rom-pom-pom-pom
(turn it up) turn it up like Little John,
(take a pic) take a pic go on and on,
Did you hear me? Play an actual beat!

(Get a like) Get it like rom-pom-pom-pom
(turn it up) turn it up like Little John,
(take a pic) take a pic go on and on,
it’s a femininomenon.
(Get a like) Get it like rom-pom-pom-pom
(turn it up) turn it up like Little John,
(take a pic) take a pic go on and on,
it’s a femininomenon.

Get a like,
turn it up,
take a pic,
it’s a fem.
Get a like,
turn it up,
take a pic,
it’s a fem (fem, fem, fem)